My girlfriend as Jabba the Hutt's slave girl. An innocent fantasy or a perverted one?

I think every straight man who has ever seen Star Wars has, at some point or another, fantasized about a girl wearing that bikini. If you were an adult, then yes, it would be rather disturbing for you to think about a teenage girl that way, but since you're around the same age, I don't think there's anything wrong. Now, the question becomes, do you know any good tailors?